The Real Reason Your Parents Are Cheap. Chris Young

The real reason your parents are cheap isn't what you expect, just ask Chris Young.

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my parents are getting older they're doing older crazy parent things my dad he was one of the cheapest guys I know anyone here have a cheap parrot all right all right to be fair to be fair my dad was kinda cheap he was the kind of cheap that when I used to say hey dad can we stop for ice cream after Little League baseball would say look we don't need to stop for ice cream we have ice cream at home you have people we did not have ice cream what we had was we had an old refrigerator that froze the melt [Applause] if you throw in some Nestle Quik boy and chip at it with the hammer you'll have ice cream my daddy's in his 70s though in his 70s he went out and bought a $68,000 Lincoln yeah yeah he paid cash for it so now I know why we couldn't stop for ice cream others fear [Applause] oh yeah no my dad's like I said he's in the seventies you know what those Lincoln's are there these great big behemoths of a vehicle they got this big-screen TV and the dashboard they got a camera in the back and I said well that's great dad now you can watch all the stuff you're gonna back over he did it too I knew it was coming were sitting at my parents house a Christmas dinner my dad eats like he guys does real fast he jumps up he goes running out to the garage I heared this truck fire up and the next sound that I heard was crunch crunch crunch yeah I went running out to the garage and I looked and there underneath the axle of this truck was the brand new Barbie big wheel power wheel thing that he had just bought his granddaughter for Christmas yeah I said dad did you not just see that big wheel power wheel thing on that big-screen TV inside your dashboard and he goes well well yeah but you know me I don't believe everything I see on TV that was a long way to go for a joke ma'am and you shook your head but that's okay he clapped so I liked him better than you right now hey did you know Drybar comedy has their own app yeah download it right now and you can watch my whole special