Pretending You Don't Know Your Parents. Chris Young

Pretending You Don't Know your parents is what Chris Young had to do, when an unwanted phone call came through.

it's cool though I'm a parent I have kids but I have parents how many people in here have Barrett 15 this time 15 will admit to their parents are going dude it is not Sunday yet we don't have to go pick them up take them to church take them out to eat at Bob Evans then get them back before jeopardy or something comes on right yeah I don't know I have parents they're getting older and I love my parents to death so don't get me wrong I they I cleared this with them they said I can make as much fun of them as I want as long as it gets them a better nursing home someday yeah people I am NOT in Vegas I am in Provo Utah tonight so unless they don't like sleeping in a minivan they better get to stop it not my parents though they're getting older they're doing the older parent things right anyone have older parents that you're worried about you people yeah we have this attorney and he comes migos you know mr. young he goes I don't want to scare you but you are now the executor I'm there we'll say something happens to him you're going to be the one that gets the call from the hospital or say the police and I am Clinton and I said police obviously you've seen my parents sir but that mom I had that mom she told me she'd say you know Christopher I don't care what you're doing who you're doing it with as long as you are safe and as long as you never call me from jail because I am going to pretend like I don't know who you are yeah that's redeeming isn't it thanks mom right well people I lived up to my end of the bargain I never went to jail now one night at college my roommate who couldn't run as fast as me he went to jail [Music] when I said cops and he said what that was too long of a time case are great already man that's awesome thank you so anyways I am sitting at home on a rare Friday night where I don't have a show I'm sitting at home and my phone rings it says ring ring ring ring Wayne County Sheriff's Department and I'm sitting there thinking who could this be this can't be my wife she's home with me tonight she's not out with her boyfriend long as she pays her half of the mortgage sir I don't question great great man so I pick up the phone and I hear hello mr. young this is officer Johnson here with the Wayne County Sheriff's Department I had your mom here and I am thinking mom officer I don't have a mom Claire Yeah right 20 seconds later that phone rings again ring ring ring ring Wayne County Sheriff's Department I pick up the phone and I hear ha ha ha ha ha ha mr. young this is officer Johnson yeah with the Wayne County Sheriff's Department your mother tells me you're a comedian I don't think you're as funny right now as you knew when I hear my mom across the table go and I told him don't quit his day job he isn't funny because mr. young I have your mom here tonight he goes I would like to get rid of her and I am thinking now officer you are the one speaking my language man I'm the executor you have a gun and taser dude let's make this happen thank you [Applause] hey did you know Drybar comedy has their own app yeah download it right now and you can watch my whole special