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Don Rickles gives Lou Brock baseball tips on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson - 09/01/1977
Added 331 Views / 0 LikesDon Rickles gives Lou Brock baseball tips on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson - 09/01/1977 Video Script:: my next guest and good friend mr. warmth Don Rickles is is finally very busy his television series CP Oh Sharky seen on NBC Wednesdays at
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Having Kids Makes You Older. Bill Boronkay
Added 189 Views / 0 LikesHaving kids makes you older, good thing Bill Boronkay doesn't have Video Script:: Do you work out yes you're 20 you don't need to well I don't we get older still try to work out but it's tougher because we got more responsibilities got to be smart a
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Groucho Marx: Best Jokes, Puns and Ad Libs #1
Added 390 Views / 0 LikesEnjoy this collection of witticisms and responses to guests from Groucho Marx on his game show "You Bet Your Life" from the 1950s. Video Script:: well now suppose you became a famous actress and then you met somebody you like and got married would yo
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Orson Welles and Robert Blake trade jabs with each other, on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson
Added 317 Views / 0 Likes#orsonwelles and #robertblake trade jabs with each other on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. #johnnycarson Video Script:: [Applause] have you met mr. wells before mr. wills you make wimpy look skimpy well you see I'm fat you're ugly but I ca
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Best Snow News Bloopers
Added 233 Views / 0 LikesBEST SNOW NEWS BLOOPERS! Funny news bloopers of winter that will make you laugh. Video Script:: I compare winner to be the Justin Bieber of seasons is kind of cute and exciting when it first started out and now it's a bit obnoxious and should probabl
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Online Dating Doesn't Work. Bill Boronkay
Added 232 Views / 0 LikesOnline dating doesn't work, especially if you ask Bill Boronkay. Video Script:: you guys are like a good-looking couple man you I can't tell what Tony who's prettier you're like really nauseating yeah every night they're like you're beautiful no you'
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Midwest Accents Are The Best. Rob Brackenridge
Added 287 Views / 0 LikesMidwest accents are the best, if you don't believe us, just listen to Rob Brackenridge. Video Script::I was trying to explain winter though the people that have never seen it like black ice do you guys know what black ice is okay that's like when you
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Jonathan Winters tells drinking stories of Johnny and him when they were younger
Added 336 Views / 0 LikesJonathan Winters appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson, 01/20/1976 - Part 1. Video Script:: Johnny wonders is a longtime friend of mine I think I've known John for twenty 20-some years and next to Broderick Crawford I think he's the
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The Sad Truth About Being Broke. John Deming
Added 268 Views / 0 LikesThe sad truth about being broke is something that only John Deming can explain. Video Script:: I'm a little nervous about being married because now if I'm broke it matters right like if you're broke as a single guy it's almost charming you know but n
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Candid Camera Classic: Too-Fast Service!
Added 205 Views / 0 LikesCandid Camera Classic: Too-Fast Service! Video Script: [Music] [Applause] we sent dick and the candid camera crew to this Jiffy Lube in Queens New York now they promised a lube job and an oil change in just ten minutes but here's a customer who dropp
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When You Like People More Than Animals. John Deming
Added 188 Views / 0 LikesWhen you like people more than animals, making decisions becomes pretty clear, just ask John Deming. Video Script: I also have strong opinions about animals like I do not feel guilty killing flies all right I don't all right they have a one week life
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The Secrets To Looking Skinny. Comedian Ken Rogerson
Added 5,667 Views / 0 LikesThe secrets to looking skinny aren't difficult to learn, just listen to Ken Rogerson! Video Script: it's hard to stay in shape man you remember you're a kid you'd spring out of bed the morning just ready to play I get up now man the first 10 or 15 mi
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The Real Reason Your Parents Are Cheap. Chris Young
Added 262 Views / 0 LikesThe real reason your parents are cheap isn't what you expect, just ask Chris Young. Video Script: my parents are getting older they're doing older crazy parent things my dad he was one of the cheapest guys I know anyone here have a cheap parrot all
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Best Impression of a Dubbed Kung Fu Movie. Arvin Mitchell - Full Special
Added 360 Views / 0 LikesThe best impression of a dubbed kung fu movie is done by Arvin Mitchell in his full special. Video Script: come here I'm trying to wear clothes that fit me now you know I'm tired of holding my stomach in I'm sorry lose a little weight you don't start
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Concerts Aren't For Old People. Dan St. Paul
Added 1,253 Views / 0 LikesConcerts aren't for old people and Dan St. Paul is here to tell you why! I watch what I eat now hey I hate one of the doctors what's the first thing you do when you go to the doctors they weigh you with your clothes on and that's not fair can I tell the
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7-Year-Old JJ Pantano ROASTS Simon Cowell With Funny Insults! - AGT
Added 4,873 Views / 0 LikesJJ Pantano returns with scathing and hilarious jokes! JJ teases Heidi Klum about her modeling career, makes fun of Howie Mandel for finding talent, apologizes to Alicia Keys for confusing her for Alesha Dixon and roasts Simon Cowell for wanting to be cryo