Shelly Winters Dumps Her Drink All Over Oliver Reed Video - The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson

Shelly Winters Dumps Her Drink All Over Oliver Reed on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson - 09/26/1975 #johnnycarson #shellywinters #oliverreed #thetonightshow

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and this first time we've had him on the show or at least we've had a chance to meet would you welcome please Oliver Reed it's nice to have you with us thank you for having me how are you quite extraordinary yes that's what that's what I hear you and miss winters have never never worked together no we haven't did you used to be under contract at RKO [Music] I'm intimidated by the British why is that you know most Americans and I've said that on a show before seem to be intimidated by English people in general they feel a little I guess insecure I know most of them you see we made love to you forgotten I don't know why I think it's a myth I think it's I think it's very polite I think America is an amazing country simply because it's comprised of a mosaic of European culture and people that came to America came to America it seems to me because they thought that they were either economically or socially or religiously persecuted and they came and they made a happy place of it flat some of them behave themselves and some of them are quite loud we have a great mixture here but you forgot your hand no one written sour misfortunes book sorry I'm sorry I thought it was my turn anyway yes any what we what brings you here we are making I have just finished a film called burnt-offerings with Betty Davis and Karen black who maybe is a little younger than you but Betty Davis is probably oh yes and it's called burnt-offerings mm-hm and I made it in in San Francisco in Oakland just outside yeah Betty Davis was quite a lady she had been with her several times on this show and there's one of the great actresses I get he had never worked with her never worked with her before dawn no I am I wrote her food trolley up and down the corridor outside her room at night since she and she since she got to be cross about them we had a room service that table outside in that same but it was alright you know I sent her some roses she gave me a tennis ball signed with Betty Davis and a picture of herself she gave you I guess a tennis ball signed Betty Davis yes that's terrible it was amazing because she used to um she used to live in this hotel and outside they had because I believe they didn't make enough money I could be incorrect they didn't make enough money out of the hotel so they've turned the tennis courts it's like a gymnasium there are swimming pools people come in with rubber hats on they swim up and down people pay tennis all day and Betty Davis came along and she borrowed a pair of binoculars because she's supposed to birdwatch in the film in actual fact she was looking at the fellas playing tennis and so when the film finished she gave us all a tennis ball that's very nice I don't I don't have one myself and I would ask would you ask the next time they're on the props truck we have to take a break all right we'll do a commercial we'll worry out back stay where you are we're talking with Oliver Reed and Shelley Winters and you you brought up the word kinky which is where they use in England quite often but it's not too used here what did you define it and then is you rather kinky they never talk about sex never we just do it that's quite British yes we talk about it a lot American discussing did you know I'm playing a colonel in my next film and this is why I look extraordinary I comb my hair and I thought you look like Hitler excuse hypno was an Austrian and most Prussians and British are very close and that's why we fought each other mark my words so so anyway you're doing it so I'm playing a colonel I thought I didn't know what to do inside but actually I went to them half this is pencil because I've only grown it for four days that proves I'm not terribly there are but they penicillin and I was going to remember [Applause] that is why ladies and gentlemen you will cut the next morning with my moustache yes sometimes sometimes a moustache and a mask will hide the identity you know really happily a vision now you have met before and you know there's no way please be quiet for a minute yes I am not really used to this will you please be quiet for a minute while I talk to this gentleman I'm on the show yes talk not just to hear you madam yes right right right out of her right and she was saying it was a bad audience women's liberation madam we'll never survive not while I'm in the kitchen because you're allowed to be a hell of a fight tonight you won't slip down because madam I noticed while you were on the show you honor your actually far more controlled than you make out would you take off your shoe one because on the bottom of your shoe you have some I bought them in England do you know why that's on there do you know why so she won't fall over that's dry British humor but then I'm only paying a colonel yes Ralston Royal Scots Dragoon Guards suppose you are you do Royals no no actually in the film I'm supposed to be the opening scene until it's quite funny actually because um I am the opening scene this is the new film I read the script yesterday I very rarely read the script and I'm looking at some cows and the lady comes up to me and she said would you join my farm I'm Colonel Bloods daughter and I say how do you do madam and she said I would like you to come and join my father's army I said I've given up the Special Air Service the commander's paratroop regiment mi5 mi6 teen I've given all that stuff off and I'm I've given it all up and I'm just still I'm just with the cows and let's be in the background she said what's that and I said it's my gamekeeper keeping away my creditors and she said well then won't you join the army for money and the British have been masters and I said well I I don't really want to I mean if the cows could give milk we'll be we would be on good footing and she looks down through heifers so she says they're all heifers so I say oh I've never had anything to do with sex and that sort of thing let's now do this 36 down to this fellow you should see the cars I'll give up smoking now it's Friday alright but it's not Las Vegas it's not have you ever been there no I haven't they tell me they gamble they're the game an England we call it gaming gaming yes it is very big in England but it's legalized in England is not you have what they call not not bookies as we call them but what is suppose the Trafficante consultants accountant has competence temperatures a very high class name for a bookie for a bookie right up until a few years ago we used to have bookies runners you could never up until about 12 years ago in England you weren't allowed to have a turf accountant shop and people used to stand on the side of the road with a piece of paper in their top pocket and and they used to flag you down and you would go stop the car and you would say I want it on the nose the 230 had a skirt and gravel when I was in drive away and the next day you would drive back to exactly the same place and and and he wouldn't pay them it takes the fun out but now when you had terrific count sounds like more fun stopping on the side of road I like to win son yeah no let me leave for a second here but we shall return right here you're one of the few of the English entertainers I understand others too a lot of them changed residents have they not out of England because of the heavy taxation yes they seem to move samples had they had a Groupon when I did move to the Isle of Man because of the high taxes they made it now very expensive in the Isle of Man apparently somebody's got to give to the government to the Isle of Man a great deal of money in order that they live there to prove that they're not using it as a tax shelter yes a lot of people have left but it becomes it becomes at times prohibitive to live there i I still stay there that's a next question I still stay there because I've fallen in love with my horses and my old house which is falling down I was in the picture I've fallen in love with my horses and my old house which is which which is falling down and I've spent the last three and a half years with the aid of a lot of film technicians who now can't get a job like painters and plasterers and chippies we're trying to get it back together again when you see old house an old house in this country would be a hundred years but in England an old house oh well there's nothing there there's the rub because I can't get any help because Victoriana is being pulled down I have made a movie in San Francisco recently and some of the great Victorian architecture in San Francisco is being pulled out and they're building huge great cement tires but it is a shame you know because nobody's into Victorian architecture in England you know if it's Georgian oughts Tudor then everybody keeps it alive and they say it's a pity because the trucks come through I believe that Victorian architecture should be kept alive and I ask today because I believe that madam in another hundred years time people are going to say did you just leave me the ashes of the earth or did you leave me a house and I believe that at the end of the last century in the beginning of this some people made in opinions of most ugly buildings but I believe that Victoriana come another hundred years time is going to be of sufficient importance that maybe our great-grandchildren or something like that yes and that seems like a heavy note right and so I have matter you've taken most of the show I know you I know you've got to go to this yes I know in my baby when my little girl who's gorgeous not trying to was little about 15 months old I did a picture in London and I came there with my mother and the nurse and you know because you know anyway and they get rented a house for us on Prison Street or something and we walked in and and it was really outside it looked beautiful but inside the temperature was about ten degrees below zero and it was very gloomy and I Gregory Peck ERDs look there that was the famous thing about it and before that it hadn't he's not 23 no yeah he is before that it had been a brothel you know those girls used to come in and this man extolled this house and said to my mother this house is 300 years old with it my mother said but you expect me to live in it with a baby [Applause] go there [Applause] [Applause] [Music] anyway a lot of non sequiturs tonight things just kind of trail off and she's all right she can't shout at us now yeah she knows she's so much for women's libber who's the lady of the chargin do they have a women's lib movement the beginning we're not sure always the women in England are quite good they're always in the kitchen so you can't hear them when they shot what they should do I think I think that most women I think that most women are very happy I I really think that most women are happy in the kitchen not because they like ah men make the best chefs when you ever go to a hotel and find us the chef is a woman madam I think Shakespeare wasn't a Barrett madam and neither is Johnny I think if they paid women in the kitchen as much as they pay chefs know tightly in the dice to be an agent I think I think that basically women women are very happy in the kitchen simply because it means that they're feeding their children and looking after their man I think that the time arises I think the time arises when a woman is put out to work and I think then when she comes back and says oh I've had a heavy day and the husband arrives at the same time that's a bad deal because the negative type who's gonna cook them who's going to wash up I think that a woman's place is looking after her man and her children and I think a man's place I think the man's place is to look after to protect her and provide her with a little warmth I really do believe you every we are the only factory concept that yeah but it's fairly sweet I mean the women's liberationists if they thought about that Shh what woman women's liberationists [Applause] I see [Applause] I do that I think that women's liberation now that's what is known as women's liberation is sometimes do extraordinary things I don't think I don't think that an actual fact that it did it gives them much armament to that cause I mean the fact that I have been smothered in whiskey and it is whiskey and it is whiskey I can taste it pays no cause to the lady there are going to be a lot of people on this program that will laugh at that and there will be several who will probably be quite indignant I am NOT indignant because this is indicative of the bad manners of a lot of chauvinist ladies [Applause] I like the show myself [Applause] but then I shall stay here as it dries I hope you see I just just just lick it off it was here here to help you clean up [Applause]