The Truth About Being A Trophy Husband. Shawn Reynolds

The truth about being a trophy husband according to Shawn Reynolds is that it's not as easy as it looks.

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I'm not a super smart person either I'm not smart I realize that look smart not recently found out that they're called chest of drawers and not just your drawers I feel like a few of you just learned that as well I think that's happened that's not right Google that when we get home yeah I've been trying to I'm trying to be a more confident person I read that somewhere that you ladies you like it when you're your man is confident so I've been letting everybody know that I'm a trophy husband pretty proud of that I'm gonna put that out there now the joke man but thanks for laughing that was work on my confidence you're laughing right in my face welcome to Provo Utah I pointed it out to my wife I'm like you snagged yourself a trophy husband didn't ya she's like oh why sure did big boy what just didn't realize I was competing in one of the leagues where everybody gets a trophy [Laughter] she competed for me we have a good marriage we really do I think it's because we spend a lot of time planning our marriage I think a little young couples today I think the mistake they make the trap they fall into is they spend all their time planning what the wedding right it's all about the deejay and the centerpieces and the tuxes and us married people know it's like it pump the brakes they're party princess and find out what temperature the two of you would like the thermostat at first you get that information the deejay might not be necessary hope you remember your harmony password yes and it goes by quick to write one minute you're up doing midnight feedings with the baby 30 years go by you wake up spooning with somebody strapped to a CPAP machine [Laughter] the hit a little close to home right over there she's laughing and he's wheezing so the thing we find about most disagree about most those what most couples do its money right my wife has a problem with cash and she would be the first to admit the money in our account that's our savings that's are responsible money but when my wife sees cash oh that's bonus money so I have to hide cash from her this past winter she with the check the mail she put my coat on and she came back in and she pulled out a hundred-dollar bill she's like hey mister we never have any money what is this and I started backpedaling like a crackhead at a drug bust like that's not mine it's my friends I was holding onto it for her [Music] which friend oh one of my church friends you don't know him he goes to a different church my wife buys things and then I have questions and then she gives me these ninja smokescreen answers I'll be like hey how much was that oh that oh I bought that a long time ago well we didn't have money a long time ago either I just wanted to know how much it was oh you want to know how much it was it was 30% off that's how much it was you should be thanking me except giving me the third degree okay hey did you know that Drybar comedy has their own app can download it right now and watch my entire special