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If Rockstars Had Day Jobs. Ricky Glore

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If Rockstars had day jobs, things would be a lot more interesting, just ask Ricky Glore.

 

 

 

 

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I don't have a great singing voice but I like to think about like big-time rock stars they had to have real nine-to-five jobs before they made it big so think how weird would it have been that if like Brian Johnson the lead singer of ac/dc was your server at a restaurant before he became the lead singer of ac/dc you'd be sitting there and he'd come up to the table and he'd be like or you're at a grocery store and Dave Matthews was bagging your groceries would you like paper or plastic I put the bread on top of the eggs take these groceries or like what if some of our favorite actors became singers like what if Sean Connery in the 80s is like I'm an ad singer now and he released the single you can dance if you want to or you can leave your friends behind because if your plane won't dance and if they don't dance well they ain't no French of mine now people after shows if sometimes asked me Ricky how do you come up with what celebrities you can do and can't do and I tell them I used to do the voices for my wife all up until one day when she said and I quote stop it's 6:00 a.m. it's too early for pee-wee Herman but if you remember to the beginning of the show I have a baby now and babies cannot talk so now I make her listen so now every night I dramatically read to her a nursery rhyme read by one of my favorite celebrities like sebastio stallone like yo yo yo yo boy died gently down the stream merrily merrily merrily merrily you know like life is but a dream you know poor sir alan rickman from Harry Potter Professor Snape are molarity parter sort in starch as my thunder as my sparks Norma Donald hi I'll McDonald and I find yeah yeah yeah I guess I live fine you know you know no McDonald man hey uh McGowan he had something else I guess how weird it to fire me yeah that's an animal Michael Caine there was your boy who had a dog and bingo was his name-o Arnold Schwarzenegger do use antipasto girls around Seth Rogen twinkle twinkle little star how I wonder what you are up above the sky so high high john c reilly from wreck-it Ralph Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds away their like along came a spider that sat down beside her and Miss muffets like you know I think I'm gonna get out of here in final nursery rhyme this is one that my baby definitely doesn't understand this is all of the US presidents in my lifetime from 1985 to now dramatically reading one potato two potato one potato two potato three potato four five potato six potato seven potato more potato nine potato two potato okay we got all the potatoes we got the best potatoes we're gonna grow them locally we got no collusion with these potatoes they're gonna be huge they're gonna be tremendous you hey did you know that Drybar comedy has their own app yeah you can go download it right now and watch my whole special what

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