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Everybody has a little road rage, whether it's the car next to you, or the passenger in the seat next to you, it's all out of our control.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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because I'm an animal lover I bet some of you guys love the annals got a lot of pets and stuff you know I only have a short list of animals I don't particularly care for it's very short list it's a rats and mice and Oh groundhogs I don't like groundhogs that that's stupid stupid holiday that makes no sense right those of us that live where the winners are called by the end of January are you hoping for some miracle things that'll turn the weather around and I've always I have a positive attitude then I realize I don't even know what I want the groundhog to do do I want the groundhog to see the shadow not see the shadow the only ground hogs day I made any sense you probably member is like a decade ago ground hogs day that year fell on Super Bowl Sunday for you football fans a halftime entertainment Janet Jackson's flopped out saw shadow and we got 10 more years of Justin Timberlake from that hey the other day I was driving I'm gonna see I thought we're gonna bond on this yeah you guys ever in a big hurry when you're driving you see a stoplight coming up and you think I don't even care if that light turns yellow I'm in a hurry I'm gonna take it guess what you can't do that the person in front of you who chooses not to I had a big goal on being sued for being an overachiever I don't take that's fair yeah I think I was involved in road rage the other day you guys know much about road rage all right I'll tell you that it's a little story but tell me if it's road rage I was at a gas station pumping the gas I leave the gas station area I start to leave the area and I looked in my rearview and I realized I'd left the gas cap door open you know the door that kind of hides the gas cap I don't know what you guys called I call the gas cap door and it was it was a miserable day as pouring down rain and it wasn't hurting anybody so I thought I was close the gas cap door when I get home not enough for this other driver evidently who pulled up next to me a couple of times you ever anybody make a fuss cuz you left your gas cap door open this guy's gesturing like it's the end of the world or something so I had no choice but to sideswipe him and seemed to be the remedy get that gas cap door closed he was so worried about I don't know if that's road rage I don't know I'm here to learn this is gonna sound so selfish when I'm driving I don't really like anybody else in the car with me you know what I mean passengers that's what I'm talking about I I don't know what it is but you know you have your own for me it's my only alone time you have your own you know thoughts and music and anybody else is gonna throw your system off right in fact if I could if I could if I could turn those other four seats in for a refund I'd do it right now because those are just inviting passengers and it doesn't matter who it is it could be someone I love more than that my mom loved my mama didn't didn't particularly like driving my mom places because I'm the driver at the steering wheel on my side I believe that makes me the driver my uh my mother on the passenger side eyes magically found a break I guess over on her side yeah you ever judged when you're driving like that and you don't need to be judged do you looking over every couple seconds I'm sin I'm seeing this and I'd had it we had a pretty quick we had a quick stop coming up and I thought I'm gonna let you use our brake see what you got there mamacita mother I believe you have a faulty brake system is oh hey did you know that drive our comedy has their own app you can download it right now and see my whole special

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