The Most Awkward Uber Ride Ever. Brian Bates

The most awkward Uber ride is the the one where the passengers don't talk, just ask Brian Bates!

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a little bit about myself in my free time when I don't do comedy I Drive for uber so basically I drive for uber I'm an uber driver that's what I do are you a drive for uber before shows which is kind of my biggest fear is this is one day I'll be driving before a show and they'll be coming to that show and we'll just ride together and we're just both get out of the car they're like you're coming to the show - I'm like I am on this show I'm not doing well now I guess actually I think about my biggest fears I'll just get heckled one night by some guy who's had too much to drink the company club will call man uber no I have to drive my own heckler home that would be worse I used to drive after shows I won't be doing that tonight that was not a good idea people commenting about my show while I drove them home even worse they didn't break it up why not I drove a lady home 20 minutes just in silence let's did you have a good time yes all right that's all right what'd you think of my jokes hey could we turn the radio up but I am I'm out there on the roads and it makes me think that I am ready to try self-driving cars I really am so if people say oh those sound dangerous well so are we I mean I think we're almost to the point where we're gonna look back our grin cares the kids will definitely look back and be like we lived in the Wild West they're gonna be like so you just steered your own car all by yourself you did without any computer assistance yeah and what gave you that authority well I took a test when I was 16 and that's pretty much it so what would you guys do if we got tired oh we just roll down the window stick her head out this is unbelievable so you guys had to actually wait to keep with your regoing before you could look at your phone oh no we still looked at it that didn't stop us one bit not one bit I'm 47 years old never married but do have a serious girlfriend now thank you and she's 42 never married and we actually dated like nine years ago and just didn't work out and we went our separate ways and for some reason my friends think that's a romantic story they're always like oh you guys go your separate ways because you knew the timing wasn't right this someday God would bring you two back together we're like no we went our separate ways because we both thought we could do better [Music] we were wrong after nine years of trying to upgrade we were like we better put a tourniquet on this stop the bleeding this is the best season one of us is ever gonna do I'm glad to be off the dating scene I mean I'm sure I'll be back out there eventually but it's nice to have a break and because I was very good at it I read the magazine the two best places to meet single women number one the dog park I thought okay that's cool I can try that let me give you guys some advice you want to try this you really need a dog if my girls just let me creepy number to a running or hiking trail here's a problem with that I don't run and I don't hike if I can't talk to a girl standing still how am I gonna talk to her we were both in motion it would makes me just look like I'm chasing her my buddy gave me some advice he said you just going to get on ahead and wait for them to come to you oh yeah that makes a lot of sense I'm just going to step off this remote area of the trail and hide behind this bush and then when she comes around the corner just step on say hello you like to go out sometime and that's when I play a game called how to find my car after being pepper sprayed hey did you know that Drybar comedy has their own app download it right now to watch save and share clips and watch my entire special