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Staying Healthy While Getting Older. Jeff Capri


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Staying healthy while getting older is more difficult than it looks, just ask Jeff Capri.

 

 

 

 

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look at this mop I got going on I'm starting to look like an alcoholic handsome brother thanks guys I appreciate that or if you're old enough Damone from Fast Times at Ridgemont High thank you people are late 40s hey wherever you are act like that's the place to be isn't this great that's just for you man if you're really old Neil Diamond yeah thanks I don't care for that one no he's got forehead for days I don't care for that at all that's the thing I'm getting older I'm getting the forehead I just got a profile on myself in a men's room I am starting to look like a nickel ya see I don't think that's funny girls don't look at the guy in the neck go and go I want to hook up with that guy maybe the dime guy but never the nickel guy so yeah I'm getting older I got the forehead and I'm not in as good a shape as I used to be I used to be I used to run a lot now I get those side aches when I'm driving friends of mine are telling me I need to get out and do something athletic I'm playing darts now you know you're out of shape if you play darts and you're sore the next morning it is time to get a life right there so then I tried running again and ladies and gentlemen if you want to get high without doing drugs or drinking I have figured it out don't do anything athletic for as long as you can then go run eight miles you'll see crap Jimi Hendrix never thought and I hate working out to be honest with you guys I hate working out I know you got to do it to look good soon oh I'm thinking I'm just gonna get a tattoo of ABS and now they have that new type of working out I work in Las Vegas every once in a while and in the casinos they have these oxygen bars I have seen the option new bars where you can sit there and get some oxygen it's supposed to make you feel better now they hand you what looks like an iPod and has little electrodes to stick to your body and works your muscles out electronically why you're getting the oxygen yeah it is the creepiest thing I have ever seen I'm sitting there I'm just getting oxygen guy next to me he's all wired up my hey man how's a little workout going cuz oh yeah I'm doing pretty good [Music] [Laughter] dude you scared the crap out of me are you sure you're okay oh yeah I'm fine okay I'm gonna put some sugar under your tongue just in case so then I tried playing pool cuz that's just a step up from darts worst pool player ever last guy played pool we've got really into it he's like Jeff when you play pool you need to put a little English on the ball I just looked at him I said well I did like this game I apologize for the horrible English accent hey did you know Drybar comedy has their own app download it right now to watch save and share clips and watch my whole special

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