Pick Up Lines And Bad Advice. Josh Novey

If you appreciate pick up lines and bad advice then you will love this clip from Josh Novey.

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have a hard time talking to people like just in general right I have like though you never have like the word word mumbles you know talking about like I think I'm gonna say something but by the time it's my mouth that's all scrambled up and weird right like I said I didn't want to go up to girl and hit on her and be like hey girl mmm just get that face in McDonald's because I'm loving it that's how it happens what happens is I walk her to lady I might add your face looks like a Chicken McNugget I got honey mustard I see that I see that lady at a party right and I was like last time I saw her boy it was awkward right so I'm trying to think of something to say to her till I get the conversation started again and nothing came out so I looked to right the eyes and I said oh yeah safe walk home you see us like what I was like I'll see you in heaven they knew anything happen or they knew where to look they were gonna my pastor gets bad advice we should get better advice everybody like I want every time I talk to my pastor he's always saying things like Josh count it all joy cuz your faith produces patience right which to me all he's saying is Josh I know your life sucks but that's never gonna end so don't you want good advice at church right I want to walk in I want my pastor be like hey here's the Powerball numbers see on Monday like this right don't you wish we have like fortune cookies for Christians and make us feel better about ourselves right you open it up and says hey man you're too blessed to be stressed right are you opening up and says hey at least you're not liberal you know something if you're liberal I'm sorry I'm so sorry I'm like middle of the road it's fine it's okay I'm just it's my job to make jokes about it's okay I'm so sorry if you're liberal also if you're liberal a job is the thing you go to [Applause] go to Inzaghi you get money from the job light it's not like a parent you go to I was debating doing that because it's gonna be on the internet and you know who's on the Internet everyone so [Laughter] goodbye whatever that's that guy oh he got canceled he got [Laughter] hey did you know Drybar company has their own app download it now to watch my whole special