Nothing Is Worse Than Driving A Minivan Video. Scott Long
Description
Nothing is worse than driving a minivan, especially if you're driving a Honda Emasculator!
Video Script::
this is what I do it's kind of a weird to be a parent and do this job but you know I'm just like a normal guy when I get home and I was a cool guy we got some young guys here tonight yeah what what kind of car do you drive man or truck station wagon okay what can we do cut to on that one because hot it's not gonna help this joke did they plant you in here too okay I don't can you can you make sure we get a photo of this guy and not let him into any other specials the Joker ruiner let's go back to paleo water drinker all right what kind of vehicle do you drive [Applause] my joke was good but I don't think I can top those soon okay how old are you 35 how are you 34 all right well here okay maybe here's what I would say I had a Jeep can't get three car seats two new Jeep I was like you I had to trade it in for a minivan but it's the top-of-the-line minivan it's called the Honda emasculator do you have one of those does it have this special feature when you get in that it gently grabs your man parks and put them in the glove compartment but cuz they're no use when you're the pilot of this dream killing machine it's not a BMW it's more like a BM that's not some people think the toughest guy in the roads a guy driving a Hummer you know that guy could afford a Hummer he can afford the gas that goes in the Hummer he's living the dream you know you don't want to mess with dude driving a beat-up minivan right bro we're just filled with rage and spite we're liable to get out of a stop sign break a juice box right on your head the only time we ever feel better than anybody is when he drives by in the station wagon [Applause] now you guys have to cure with me this is the most screwed up comedy special you watch them on TV they don't talk to people in the audience this is correct it's okay thank you I think you