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The weirdest name for a city you've ever heard, might actually be the most awesome name for a city you've ever heard. A small town in Arkansas won the heart of John Branyan and he just might move there for all the awesome things he'd be able to say.

 

 

 

 

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I was knocking around online a little while back and I found a town in Arkansas in Arkansas name of the town is spelled FLI ppim I would move there everything's funny at that point hey I'm John and I'm from flippin Arkansas family and I are at the flippin Church of Christ every Sunday morning graduated from flip and Ice goes my flippin diploma go Birds I don't know what they're called I have no idea we can agree if it's anything other than birds that is a huge mistake it's a missed opportunity you can go you can go to their flippin website it's a real it's a real place it exists and you will discover that they have no idea that they're hilarious it's sad their website is full of information about their Board of Education their chamber of commerce right there's a picture of a squad car on the website it says on the side of the car flippin police how do you miss that kind of they keep a straight face and emergencies [Laughter] robbing the flippin bank but you got to see it in yourself that's the thing you can't it's okay to make fun of other people but you gotta see it yourself first and then share with other people all right some of you who live indoors will relate to this you know how when you live indoors and you hear a sound in the middle of the night and you're not sure the source of that sound it kind of freaks you out a couple of weeks ago it's three o'clock in the morning at my house and I hear this whistling coming from somewhere in the house so I touch my wife to ask her to go look for it she wouldn't go cuz she's asleep and she's pretty selfish when he's unconscious and so I didn't go all by myself so I'm trying to find it just using auditory signals and then when I got close it sounded like it was moving so I'm chasing it around in the dark for like ten minutes and then I finally realized it's this nostril [Laughter] now I didn't have to tell my wife that story but I did so she could tell everybody else that's how you put stupid to good use hey did you know Drybar comedy has its own app no you didn't don't lie they do here it is you can download it right now and watch my whole special

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