The Sad Truth About Being Broke. John Deming

The sad truth about being broke is something that only John Deming can explain.

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I'm a little nervous about being married because now if I'm broke it matters right like if you're broke as a single guy it's almost charming you know but now if I bring home a bag of combos for dinner she made a bad decision that's what happened and I've been broke you guys I've been there recently I was so broke a stranger offered me a free burrito at a train station and I said yes I didn't even ask what was in it I'm allergic to some things but granted most burritos don't contain the antibiotic clindamycin but I should have asked could have been anything in there I don't know could've been horse meat I don't know but at a certain level of Brooke you don't look a gift horse burrito in the mouth that's reality so broke recently you know you're broke when you make a purchase and dimes you know you ever tried to pay with dimes in 2019 but even if you pay with quarters they're used to it they're cool with it you bust out a bag of times and they're like no we don't have any licorice rope nor is it 1946 get out of my 7-eleven please that time will remind you you're broke you look at it like what presidents on this one again oh right the one during the Great Depression that's appropriate that make sense that's who's on that Franklin Delano Roosevelt is on the time a time isn't even money it's just like a reminder that polio used to exist I love the people groaning like hey I liked polio he shouldn't make private but it's a thing a hundred dollar bill you get Ben Franklin right you pay with a hundred you get to think of this joy of scientific discovery and the Enlightenment pay with a Roosevelt time you think of a time in history where Mussolini was the not so bad one and it's not just the front of times that's sad either right even the back cuz if you look at the bag of other coins you get to see cool stuff you get to see the Lincoln monument I get to see a bald eagle half-dollar is a bald eagle with arrows I feel like they wanted to give him a gun but they were like Kennedy is on the other side of this you know what's on the back of a dime a torch and some leaves looks like the emoji for deforestation [Music] turns out I googled the symbolism and it turns out that the leaves represent your ability to eat and provide for yourself and the torch represents that going up in flames cuz all you have is Times works hey did you know Drybar has the own app download it right now to watch my whole special