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Stop Asking Tall People This Question. Comedian Jeremy Nunes

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Stop asking tall people this question or at least stop asking Jeremey Nunes.

 

 

 

 

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one of the things I don't understand about being tall those like everyone asks me if I used to play basketball and I don't get it like nobody's walks up to a short guy and goes hey are you a jockey or nobody walks up to like an overweight guy hey yes sir a buffet around here and it's the same conversation every time people come up to me they're shocked at my size you know the walk-up whoa you are tall how tall are you 6 6 no you're way taller than that nobody does that with the overweight guy nobody walks up to him wow you are big what is your waist size 68 no you're way bigger than that any store I walk into someone will stop me and ask me to get something off the top shelf but that doesn't work both ways I can't grab some short guy walking down the cereal aisle I I dropped my keys watch pick those up everybody asks about my parents want to know my parents are like well my mom is five-six an Italian dad is five seven and Hispanic and the FedEx guy is six six and pasty white and I've been seeing my family a lot more lately I used to live in Chicago moved back to my hometown in southern Illinois it did not take long for weird things to start happening I was riding along Christmas Eve my dad's arriving I've kept my four-year-old son in the back seat that's it right along on Christmas Eve out of nowhere a deer hops out yeah dad nails it first thing my little boy says Rudolph dad goes don't worry buddy we didn't kill him I'm pretty sure he died when he fell out of the sky which but some based out of Illinois I travel all over the country though and everywhere I go something weird happens you know I was just doing a show at a fundraiser and there was a lady at this fundraiser the same height as me only this is crazy I wanted to say something to her but I didn't know how to approach the situation with her being the same height I just have drawn the shoulder and go hey do you play basketball [Laughter] hey did you know drive our comedy has their own app download it right now to watch my whole special

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