Robin Williams crazy first appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson

Robin Williams crazy first appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson

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this is a Robin Williams first appearance on that on The Tonight Show he doesn't do many outside appearances I think I saw him about three years ago I think he was one with Dick Cavett one night but you know he's the star of the very successful Mork & Mindy show which is beginning its fourth season on the air I began this Thursday and he's gonna be seen a new film late next spring called the world according to GARP you ever read that were ever interesting funny book will you welcome Robin William sale this furniture win cheek oh my god I'm okay now I'm out here mama mom TV for my friends in San Francisco [Music] No that should wake them up it's a laid-back place up there no no don't touch the back of the TV door shock you across three know the power grab it now you watch those you watch those guys on Sunday or they've got some winners that way without mentioning any names no no really because they come to your door going hello here's your watch power [Laughter] dilemma but it don't want the book take the book is free take the wig off look at a hair saying don't they I mean most of those evangelists are very very much with how the hair looks and I get great suit some great ties and wonderfully carnation is big dead roses right here I could not save this far but I will say [Laughter] [Music] no say baby baby oh you know we're doc come on home take anything you need take the Cuisinart no it's good they must look in Europe go what did they do America why yes somewhere there's a car seat real envious sweet man you got my caste come back here with a saw you you were with Cabot about three years ago concerned that's why I haven't done anything since I'm scared I was standing backstage about to go on and everything oh sudden my whole body went everybody out we have two exits any way you want to leave everybody I said dear Lord make my cheeks of ice that's why I walked a little bit like but evening nice to be on the show oh okay people always think Reformers don't get nervous no no really these are some reason you don't do this in fact that you get nervous I suffer from severe dyslexia too I was the only child in my block and Halloween to go trick or trapped here comes that young Williams boy again better get some fish [Laughter] [Applause] where where is home for you or did you come from a home they said all the people the institution Tommy haven't taken your medication yet it's gonna be by they back at 12 back at ya how are you mr. Williams I'm real fire now look at this thing look flipper right now there's a salmon going what are you doing Oh relax laughing okay Monty my chest you're a nice man you won't hurt me don't thank you don't be afraid no I'd the sores went away simplex two can stand up to herpes [Laughter] Wow too much coffee from you don't think I spent nineteen here's your drink alright night TV juice in there yeah you know wonderful though yeah I think I don't have a slow down uh slow down my heart sank you fool no people see you and they probably think you experiment with foreign substances in your body medication you're me yeah something like that what makes you say that in any way you know people get howdy-doody Joe how are you no because I believe that cocaine is God's Way of saying you're making too much money I wouldn't take any medication you couldn't you see the girls at the rainbow Bar & Grill have taken one too many quaaludes going with my lipstick [Laughter] look at Emmett's girl she's a cheap data Oh talking about your home I think yeah where is home alright San Francisco I wondered edge grew up there went to a gestalt high school a good strong high school history history teacher an acid going I'm Lincoln today I'm Lincoln boy Elmo says the kid in the back who goes I'm booth were you good in school were you acting up like this all no I was which is great I was kind of geeky in school like wow what are you guys doing okay that sounds reasonable I have to go away now yeah well what are those I don't know I was very quiet and that took me to go to college and then go look look out there it's a new world and I've just flunked out door to door many have ever seen these attachments [Laughter] [Applause] right here we have to sell something oh yes but we're gonna return right here and I'll be gone though that's right