Online Dating Doesn't Work. Bill Boronkay

Online dating doesn't work, especially if you ask Bill Boronkay.

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you guys are like a good-looking couple man you I can't tell what Tony who's prettier you're like really nauseating yeah every night they're like you're beautiful no you're beautiful into the mirror see that's what's great about YouTube there cuz she's like way too early you guys like engaged or anything - you're married yeah good call man had to lock that down for sobered up married is pretty new though right how long you been one click one year they're likely me lick her hands on his leg they're all clothes and stuff see like Bob you guys been together a long time [Applause] Plinko really pays off I like people have been together a long time you know cuz like my best friends in a new relationship you can't do anything with friends like young love you know tonight before they came they spent half an hour going what do you want to do I don't care what do you wanna do I don't go with you check back in a couple years like as long as I'm with you my night shot why do I feel like I'm having more fun than you how do you 24 yeah that's a good call that's my advice for you guys listen and you google I'm I always tell people marry on look odds are you're gonna blow it right get that first one out the way [Music] this here's what happened I made it through my 40s never married and it's just weird out there now it's really hard to me one reason is is I women love me would always end up being the friend guy anyone else friend guy seriously am I done yet being the friend guy's the worst because I got these female friends and this is why I learn female friends like there are three women together there when women go out together you all have that we came together leave together attitude right I mean unless one of you is a tramp I said did you just turn and look at her seriously hey Bob could you snap your neck any quicker but listen well you're different when you're out with your male friends I have this friend Jenny took her to dinner she met a dude I could take a cab home yeah I drove it's no time to fix me up she's got an online date got a computer date and with me online the best outcomes making millions off five of us so work for you that's awesome congratulations didn't work for me might be my fault I went to mass comm I'll be honest with you guys not that computer savvy kind of got a confused with ancestry.com all right long story short I to date with his great-aunt I didn't know I had hey did you know Drybar we've got our own app that's right you can download it on your phone and then you can watch entire specials I mean I like mine the best but you can watch others if you want no no watch mine get it on your phone now