Time to revisit an old favorite. With over 18 million youtube views in the last 10 years seems like a lot of people can realte and enjoy this funny tune by Donnalou Stevens.
Older Ladies
Well, I ain’t 16, not a beauty queen.
My eyes are baggin’ and my skin is saggin’
And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me,
Maybe that’s not love.
I ain’t 20 either and I don’t care neither.
My hair is gray and I like it that way.
And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me,
Maybe that’s not love.
If you don’t think I rock, we ain’t gonna roll.
If you don’t think I hung the moon, my hot just turned to cold. If you wanna younger model, I wish you well, sweet pea.
Cuz if you can’t see what it is you’ve have,
Then you ain’t having me.
I got cellulite and achin’ feet
My thighs jiggle when I giggle and wiggle
And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me,
Maybe that’s not love.
My tummy ain’t tucked or liposucked.
It’s a little poochy, but I still Hoochy Koochy
And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me,
Maybe that’s not love.
See, I’m no longer desperate. I’ll only have a man
Who has got the eyes to see how HOT that I still am.
If you want a younger model, I wish you well sweet pea.
If you can’t see what it is you have,
you ain’t having me.
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Older ladies, older ladies, older ladies... are DIVINE!!! !
I gotta chicken neck and I love it, by heck
It makes a double chin whenever I grin
And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me,
Maybe that’s not love.
WellI got saggy breasts that droop from my chest,
and purt near hang all the way to my nest.
And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me,
Maybe that’s not love.
Older ladies, older ladies, older ladies... are DIVINE!!! Older ladies, older ladies, older ladies... are DIVINE!
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I couldn't understand the words!
This was awesome . . . I just forwarded it to my gf out of state, today is her birthday and how appropriate. Couldn't have stumbled upon a better birthday song for her if I tried. TY Mel for posting it. You made my day.
Loved it!
GREAT one....however, they don't look old to me. I have 2 daughters this age.
GOOD ONE
I want a copy…I’m loving it…
Love It
Excellent!
Thanks Mel.
How's about a Nobel for Donnalou? Dylan got one, and he's only a man!!
Mel, the older ladies have a lot to offer in a truly, truly genuine friendship and/or relationship!!! In our 59 year marriage, my friendship with God and my wife simply can not be understated or underrated!!!
That was THE BEST--Thanks Mel
That was wonderful! Thank you for posting!
So Funny!! As a 68 year old, with my wife for 50 years.. WE can relate!! Thanks..
That was great. Loved it !!
Loved it
That is too funny......Loved it.
Loved it!!
THE BEST!!! Loved it and as an "Older Lady" - Thank you for making my DAY!