Concerts Aren't For Old People. Dan St. Paul

Concerts aren't for old people and Dan St. Paul is here to tell you why!

I watch what I eat now hey I hate one of the doctors what's the first thing you do when you go to the doctors they weigh you with your clothes on and that's not fair can I tell them right away five-pound shirt 10-pound pants subtract that then they have that chart on the wall that matches your height to your ideal weight huh I got work to do I have to grow three more inches getting up there that's the problem I'm just getting up there you know here's how I know I'm getting up there who's with me and this is the phone rings after 10 p.m. I go somebody better be dead I get emails from Ticketmaster damn come and see the who the who were coming down come and see them quick before you or they die I saw The Who when I was 18 they did all of Tommy it was the most incredible show I've ever seen I'm not gonna spoil that now Pete thousand 60 is 75 Roger Daltrey's 76 what does this show start at five knock off about 7:30 and no lawn seating because once the old people lay down not all of them get up my wife and I went to see elo a couple of years ago you guys don't know who that is who are they yell it out Electric Light Horse are incredible do they come here and build it they come to you wheat they came from where I live over in the Bay Area and my wife and I went to go we took the subway and on our train everybody in the car was going to the show right yeah except for two teenagers who had to be thinking is the rest home on a field trip we get into the arena and it's like five minutes after 8:00 and there's a band plan but it's not elo and I actually said this out loud oh no there's an opener we'll never get home at a decent hour we sat down in our seats and they played for a half an hour and they said we're going to do two more songs and you can audibly hear people doing no the woman behind me goes some people have aqua aerobics in the morning they do a good job though when I notice an older crowd each row has its own defibrillator I thought that was a nice touch and they sell lipitor in flomax at the concession stand and at the young end of the show they have young people help you find your cars that's very nice I can't do the big concerts anymore my son came with me I was in Chicago as in my show and it was the same weekend as Lollapalooza you guys ever been to something one of this things you have been there incredible three days 60 bands 200,000 kids and me in the back going high if we all sat down maybe everybody could see I did not spent $200 see the tattoo on your bald head miss