Be Careful What You Name Your Children. Chris Strait

Be careful what you name your children, Chris Strait is a perfect testament to that!

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let's learn a little about each other right up front how many of you like me think it's bizarre to think that one day there's gonna be grandmothers named Brittany my grandma amber my grandma Kaitlin that's gonna be a real thing in 35 years she'll be married to Grandpa Hudson it's weird right and I hope they name their kids Edith and Mabel and we come full circle I hope that so you gotta I did something that people never do anymore and I didn't realize it till I did it I gave my children first names that's um II don't feel bad it's a trend on of you some of you're sitting right here with last names his first names you know what I'm talking about Taylor Tyler Tucker Tanner Mason Morgan Madison Connor Carson Jackson Jefferson Hunter Logan Flynn these are last names and if you have two last names you sound like a walking law firm that's what you sound like and that's too much pressure to go to college kid named hunter Flynn can't dig ditches he's got to make something out of himself right what'd I say people do this I meet Americans this is strictly an American problem you've never met a Mexican guy who said hi I'm Lopez Gomez you've never met never was hasn't really taken off in that culture if you know anything now to be careful what to name children even if you think you've been careful you got to watch out for initials especially like if you got a last name with a double meaning like I do I was at my mother's house helping her clean out old boxes we found a flight itinerary back in the days before the internet had everything they used to mail you an itinerary for everybody who was going on the trip had all your last names we all have the same last name of my family and the first initial of everybody else our last name is straight my name is Christopher my brother's name is Patrick see straight and P straight [Music] I'm 43 my brother is 36 it never dawned on this woman until that moment what she had done she sees that and just starts laughing hysterically I stopped right what are you laughing at you named us she goes no that's not why it's funny I got well then why is it funny because you're blind as a bat and your brother can't aim you really are in that Joe come on he really did rough haven't kid I got kids myself four kids and they were my daughter's my oldest I remember I'm realizing when she was born people who try to help out parents now in ways they didn't used to before like there was the free meal for a while they remember that every restaurant you went to kids eat free kids eat free don't they always were you splitting the check with a six-year-old before that time was the kid offering I want to meet this kid he stands up when the check gets there no mom dad I got this I got this you guys work hard and I just sold the tree house got a big Commission so obviously these restaurants their heart is in the right place but I think it would be more fair if they gave a discount for the whole table based on the amount of kids you had but no it's exactly what it sounds like kids eat free adults full price so they make you lie to them oh the kids eat free but we got to pay then I'll have the jello and he'll have the steak yeah 20 ounce t-bone put it on the high chair you heard me that's it we're gonna be a while he kind of gums it to death is that okay with you