Your Name? | A Bit Of Fry And Laurie Video | BBC Comedy Greats

A man has come in to make a statement to the police, but his surname is proving rather hard to spell.

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just have your name patient right sir hold on a second ready ears my name is Derrick you do that's my name what is this Derrick what Derrick is your name yes what kind of name is that what is my name bit unusual isn't it mister if I had a pound for every time someone had said that um have you spell it's good it's as it sounds yeah boy if you wouldn't mind spending it can't you and I would be very grateful if you would spell it for Paul right then n i p p l - II beg your pop nipple wear what are you talking about n I PP l e - a - E and my book spells nipple it does not spell have you gone mad talking about I thought the modern policeman was supposed to be a highly trained law enforcement unit you can't even spell all right mr. nipple if I can have your address P you're talking to me yes you want to know my address yes please or do you want to know mr. nipples address your address piques my interest right my address is number 22 watch it what just watch it watch what feathers realize that assaulting a police officer is a very serious effect yes I imagine it probably is very serious but giving your address to a policeman on the other hand but he isn't so serious or is it perhaps the malls change since I last looked perhaps the Home Secretary has had to take stern measures against the rising tide of people giving their address to police been one of it all right all right let's just check this with you shall we mr. Rath yes your address is 22 me no no what's the matter with you well it's 22 King's Lynn oh I'm sorry I thought it was 22 King Selena well it isn't handwriting well get uptight right let me get a for the typewriters in you know it's funny from some angles it looks like 22 Kingsley you