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Women Have Skills That Men Don't. K-von
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Women have skills that men don't and K-von has some perfect examples!

 

 

 

 

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I I live in Los Angeles California and every new idea that comes out of there they adopted immediately and I'm a little more conservative like the new one is any man that says are a woman immediately you must address him as a woman and I'm progressive I'm like all right but they should have to pass a test first because women have skills men don't have you can't just say I'm a woman do something a woman could do then I'll believe you right can you break into my iPhone in the time I go to the bathroom and come back to the dinner table just something basic can you be totally starving but have no idea what you want to eat you know what I'm talking about can you turn a compliment into an argument [Applause] it's like babe you look beautiful tonight so I didn't look beautiful last night you're good you look so photogenic so I don't look beautiful in real life [Music] actually I believe there's so many things women can do better than guys women can do things here's one example that I was at the mall with my nephew babysitting I'm just walking through the mall and a woman I didn't know pulled up Annie she goes is that your son I go no it's my nephew and she without any hesitation she is adorable what's your name you are so cute Marcus when you turn 18 I'm coming back for you you're a little heartbreaker save them for me he and she walked away went back to shopping I challenge any man in this room any guy go to the mall just approach a woman you don't know is that your niece can I have a word with her please Wow when you turn 18 I'm coming back for you save her for me that's a good way you don't get to walk out of the mall they escort you out was just talking to kids that's right are Kelly tell it to the judge [Applause] there's things women can do how about it's Valentine's Day or maybe your girl misses you and she sends you a romantic picture you're like whoa you're excited maybe it's been a long day at work who can't wait to get home she misses me women can send those romantic pictures but men if you send a picture of you laying in the beach rolling around in the sand bending over in a speedo when you comin home babe you're not gonna get a positive reaction a lot of guys getting busted for taking those romantic pictures here's what I do I turn this show into a TED talk I teach men how to take the best most seductive picture for the women in this room here's what you do guys go home get in the closet and put all your clothes on your best clothes don't take anything off put on your dress shoes dress socks dress pants belt shirt tie suit coat briefcase make it look like you're going to work if you really want to turn her on that your 401k dangled out of the front of the briefcase just Anderson just a little tip in just little tip

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