Performing Comedy In The Weirdest Places. Robert G. Lee

Performing comedy in the weirdest places is normal for Robert G. Lee!

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as a comic I perform in a lot of unusual places the strangest was that last year I got asked to perform in a prison I'm well I the judge said it's community service hours but still I like to think I have a prison ministry so anybody here been to prison I'm am all right I can say whatever I want okay good so I'm in the performing area and it's very odd because there are a hundred 50 convicts and I'm guarded by one female guard with no gun it's like the cast of Scarface guarded by film Alou what was odd and really strange and freaked me out a little bit was when I was done the prisoner didn't leave that's like evidently they had no other pressing engagements so I am surrounded by a sea of neck tattoos in the most frightening meet-and-greet ever and as one man came up and said I've been there 18 years and that is the best time I have had in those 18 years and that was the warden so but that's what touched me oh that's a lie I mean it wasn't inmate I just feel bad Sansa they made them but see I'm a comedian and I take the truth and I twist it for your amusement you understand that why can't my wife that's my point people always ask where comedians get their material and I'd have to be honest things happen to us that don't happen to doctors and lawyers I'll give you an example I was at a convention and I was sleeping all right I was rooming with another comedian he's a road warrior and he's training himself he can't sleep unless the TV is on and and the lights are on and he also has a sleep apnea machine which is great if you like sleeping next to Darth Vader all right I've got earplugs that helps but I like to sleep in the dark it's work so I put a pillow over my head but like to breathe another quirk I I don't I didn't bring a sleep mask I don't know what to do so mine I think all right I don't know what am I getting I do have clean underwear okay you're ahead of me okay so I get up and I put a pair on like a mask and it's great it's got two openings for my ears and the convenient opening for my nose it's perfect if you want to catch on but a lot of you are already there are you there okay so I'm lying back in bed and I feel like a superhero right now I really do I feel like a I'm tighty-whitey man that's who I am and I'm waiting for my sidekick boxer boy and we'll go fight our nemesis granny panties so I'm it's great it works I'm just about to fall asleep and I think to myself what if I die like this like how would they explain this to my wife I was like mrs. Li we found your husband in the hotel room with another man with underwear on his head so I get up and I write a note and I put in the pill next to me it says if found dead please remove underwear I'm about to doze off and I realize got to write another note the top ones [Music] you cannot be too careful so I fall asleep it's great I wake up the next morning to the sound of laughter and the other comedian is laughing and they ask if I'm a dyslexic dresser and it turns out he's taking pictures of me and yes then these posted them on Facebook snapchat Instagram Twitter which sounds bad but I got an endorsement deal from fruit of the Loom so it's great that's right at this age I'm an underwear model thank you very much [Laughter] hey did you know the dry bark comedy has their own app download it right now and watch my whole special