Mrs. Wiggins: At Lunch from The Carol Burnett Show

We can’t wait to go out to lunch again! Chocolate mouse, anyone?

About The Carol Burnett Show
While there’s no truth to the rumor that “CBS” ever stood for The Carol Burnett Show, for eleven seasons and 278 episodes, this star-studded extravaganza of sketch comedy, song and dance became entertainment central for the network and TV viewers. Burnett operated in a relaxed theater setting that allowed her to take questions, cut loose with her famous Tarzan yell and join fellow performers Harvey Korman, Tim Conway, Vicki Lawrence and Lyle Waggoner to have a laugh or sing a song. The show received 25 Emmy Awards and eight Golden Globes, making it one of the most honored shows in television history.

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ah welcome to Club 21 sir would you care for a cocktail I know I don't the belief did that Lord there right now waiting for my secretary it's a national a secretary week and I meant taking her out to lunch show her how much I appreciate the what she did for me this year I see actually it wasn't my wife's idea she said either take your secretary out to lunch or I'll tie a knot in your neck very commendable in other words there will be two for lunch one the secretary and the one the boss and to be one the one there six secure when the tried the one about the Fox the chicken and the bag of corn [Laughter] [Applause] hey toad [Applause] [Laughter] like you're trying to stuff the Hindenburg into a Volkswagen [Applause] nice talking to you waiter yes would you care to water cocktails now yes I think of that the wit to be an are there a is a quickened no no I don't I don't drink just the thought of a drink just one look at a drink makes me nauseous do you ever look at something and feel that way eight hours a day I think I'll order though I'll have that Scotch in the so that make that the double a Scotch double and when they push that Saudi and just have me hit it with a little Couture nothing for you madam no where's the ladies room oh right down that corridor and around the corner to your right okay well well what well aren't you going to the ladies room no well I'm gonna jump right into this one why did you ask it that the waiter then where's the ladies room if you're not the guard to the ladies room case I ever come here again I'm in up to my waist I - won't stick my head under there if you wanted to know where the ladies room is why wouldn't you the next time you come in here ask that waiter where it is a dinner might be his day off going all the way and this one here's a day off why wouldn't Jessica's hand by the house ask somebody else what ever think of taking your vacation in the Bermuda Triangle you did ask for a double much to have quite the run on the little list if there's [Applause] didn't order a coconut there Willie we should the change your mind about having the drink it's a kind of hard to toast this a festive occasion if I don't have another glass to go into clinky clinky with alright I'll have a root beer float with chocolate ice cream don't you see this is the 21 club but not the 31 flavors isn't that right stilts search me I'm still working on the Fox the chicken in the bed he's not talking about the demand you actually the fried chicken is very good today all right I'll have it that the fried the chicken and whether you want I'm going to powder my nose I hope it's a blasting powder [Applause] to the right and the reminds me I wonder if they were located those who lost the weather balloons your salads okay I'm glad they got here so hungry my stomach was beginning to go could you hurt our knee [Laughter] they're kind of dressing is this on here that'll be your house dressing doesn't that tell me too much about the death there what's in the house he dress you [Music] would you believe shingles and aluminum siding jester's have no entertainment tax in there [Applause] that didn't take long couldn't find it it's not derald it's there is a door with a woman painted on it probably the entrance to an art gallery that's all that's left of the Bugs Bunny estate [Laughter] I can eat lettuce it gives me a pounding headache I'd like it to pound your head to come here this is a gun from national secretary week the National Drive your boss today the loony bin the week could you make up your mind about to something there [Music] okay I made up my mind hope you didn't hurt yourself hey flamingos legs [Applause] she hasn't decided here under something all right I want the lobster cocktail Caesar salad and a rack of lamb oh I'm sorry the rack of lamb is only made for two okay and also the chocolate mouse excuse me just a minute there yes what's the tally on that little snack the $24.95 $24.95 with the tip that would be $25 leave that there just beat the one are there and I'm going back to the officer mrs. sue Higgins I'm going to put the little that tub of water under your desk before you tub of water yeah so you're gonna soak your feet in it while you're pecking away at your electric a typewriter catch you later I'll turn your order in oh no that's alright I've changed my mind I'll just have a cup of coffee [Music] [Applause] [Music]