Men Should NEVER Wear Skinny Jeans. K-von

Men should never wear skinny jeans, it ruins their manliness, at least according to K-von.

Video Script:: one thing I don't like about getting older as the fashion keeps moving forward every generation wants to have their own fashion and now the skinny jeans are the thing and look at these pants some of you mocked in them when I came out look at those pants I didn't design these I bought them this is what they offer I'm from the 90s we wore cargo pants back then any men still wear cargo pants and a real man yeah see real men wear car where's the men wearing skinny jeans where you at yeah and the rest one's a clap but they're too tight it's like I can't even it's painful real men wear cargo pants if you called a plumber he showed up in skinny jeans would you trust that man it looks yucky to me too [Applause] not one of these cargo pants man get in there all fixed us for you'll be back at this toilet in no time that's what you need a fireman a police officer the military cargo pants that was me in the 90s I had so many pockets I don't even know what to do with all the pockets one time I moved from one apartment to the other just with my pants i neva needed you ha budget truck I got my futon my big-screen TV potted plants everything was in those pans I missed those and you got to understand like I was like a young guy I was like puka-shell necklace wearing dude with a button-down shirt going to the club but baggy I was boy band up top gangster rapper down below and I felt good cuz at the club you could dance with cargo pants and even if you didn't know how to dance the pants covered up all that footwork you didn't have to know girls like you're good just like now you just can't see what's going on under here this is horrible I feel like Ellen DeGeneres what is it with these pants you got to know what you're doing on the dance floor plus when you put them on as a man you don't feel very good when we've been put on tight pants you feel fierce ready to take over the club yeah that's right she's wearing them yes when men put on skinny jeans we're making decisions the whole way up all right what's going down the left what's going down the right it's gonna be there for you guys a little while I expected you gotta make decisions and then you look in the mirror and you feel feminine immediately when you wear skinny jeans you can't help it that's why it's called H&M put them on you're like hmm these are the pants you say why are you wearing them cuz I perform for college kids then comedy clubs and cruise ships so I do the whole thing but where the kids you want to look like them but I don't like these pants when you go to the club back in the day you had your cargo pants listen up children we used to wear cargo pants to the club and you were a better man cuz a girl be like babe I'm dancing so much fun I want you to hold my lipgloss you like give me that I got a pocket for that right there you can hold her lip gloss baby give me your keychains I got that right over here how I got moisturizer I got Visine I had a pharmacy in my pants everything was in there girl you look thirsty take a water you can keep that one I got I got a whole 24 pack I'm good Just Dance all night you were an extension of her purse I think it's a conspiracy theory to take men's power away because now that we're wearing skinny jeans we're not valuable anymore we go to the club ladies you're like babe hold my lipgloss you're like I don't got no room for that you want to equal rights this is what it looks like [Applause] you fought for this remember hey did you know a dry bar comedy has their own app you can download it right now to watch my whole special and there's a lot of other specials are too but mine first