IRS Auditing from The Carol Burnett Show

Take a tip from Harvey – don’t hit on your auditor.

About The Carol Burnett Show
While there’s no truth to the rumor that “CBS” ever stood for The Carol Burnett Show, for eleven seasons and 278 episodes, this star-studded extravaganza of sketch comedy, song and dance became entertainment central for the network and TV viewers. Burnett operated in a relaxed theater setting that allowed her to take questions, cut loose with her famous Tarzan yell and join fellow performers Harvey Korman, Tim Conway, Vicki Lawrence and Lyle Waggoner to have a laugh or sing a song. The show received 25 Emmy Awards and eight Golden Globes, making it one of the most honored shows in television history.

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[Applause] [Music] [Applause] mr. Carrigan you've been going now we both do with this to me then we can discuss it later over at the stein and bull do you mind giving me your name honey I'd give you anything you want Artie brags the name that spelled with two G's like in two grand to get it that's what you are two grand your appointment with your IRS auditor is for 1:30 you just a bit early so if you please take a seat hmm well everyone a good time you know where to find Artie Bragg overhead Stein and bull I usually sit under the big horns Artie brags the name that's spelled with two g's like in two grand get it that's what you are right miss Malone you make a win now Arne brags the name yet still vyx oh geez I can to grab it and that's what you are to dread you know I'm not one to throw compliments around lightly but I must say you bear a striking resemblance to what Oh what's her name Grace Kelly you know the Queen of France oh yeah with two G if you don't mind just leave me alone huh I'd like to read my book okay nothing turns me on more than a lady that likes to read mr. Brad say no more I know I'm getting on your nerves on that not just my nerves but my glands my muscles my phone my amino acids are all completely turned off by your very presence you know what they say about any relationship you gotta give it a little time look what does a girl have to do to get you to shut up you stay there I stay here you don't talk to me I don't talk to you okay okay okay [Applause] I don't have to tell you how you can save a few bucks when you go in there and talk to them income tax bloodhounds save a few bucks yeah I mean there's so many clever little places where you can hide income like accelerated depreciation collapsible corporation collapsible corporation come splitting incomes uh you know mr. Brad yeah call me our Tea Party was a little too hasty and crossing you off as a total zero our tea bread can save you big bucks big bucks the kind of girl that like a man to throw some big bucks all over her all this business you're talking about I mean can that really save me money handed the things I've done with the help of capital gains and two sets of books what for Oh tell me more well I'm a bachelor no no no I mean tell me more about how to say okay I don't know where to begin between my exemptions of my deductions or my phony write offs I mean I got numbers jumping through hoops hey come on Phyllis lunch hours over back to the old grind yeah I guess you're right I can't hide out here much longer who's my 1:30 appointment Joyce Oh mr. Bragg that's right mr. Bragg with two g's isn't it as in two grand well that's what it's going to cost you [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]