Childhood Games Were The Worst Video. Comedian Max Dolcelli

Childhood games were the worst according to Max Dolcilli, whether it's a slinky or a single walkie-talkie, they just weren't cut out for fun.

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I like to call people up in the middle of the night you ought to try it's a lot of fun wake up at 4 or 4:30 in the morning pick up that phone call anybody even a stranger just close your eyes and dialing number hey how you doing yeah you've got to get up go to the bathroom you're welcome joke it's funny years you get older you ever get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom see yourself in the mirror scare the heck out of yourself I am look at that you know what it is my kitchen is in the center of the house every time I walk from room to room I've got to walk through the kitchen in those Keebler cookie Elves they call me and in my house those elves they're not Irish they're Italian don't like a you hey you get over you can take a couple of cookies will you I can't I can't have any cookies I'm good I've got to get rid of this thing forget about this thing in fact take the whole bag get yourself a glass of milk enjoy yourself can I can't I promised my wife I'd get rid of this your wife your wife's already been here three times today [Applause] I don't know what just me the Italians out there in the only one we talked about all the counties talk with their hands I have an uncle in Italy lost both arms he can't talk they've been sitting in a parking lot all of a sudden the car next to you starts to pull back you think you're moving see it slam on your brakes when your kid used to talking to window fans your mama don't say the same thing your voice will stay like that whoa I don't know when I was a kid my dad would throw me up in the air and walk away I remember one Christmas all my dad bought me for Christmas was a slinky a lousy stinking slinky we lived in a one-story house we had no stairs we didn't have good toys and I was a kid we had crummy toys in but anybody about my age anybody up about my age 28 in late 20th who can remember when the slinky was a major toy that's all we had slinky silly putty superb all who's ever played with a super ball ladies at once Dan friend Oh No play uno 15 maybe down in Mexico does a game called one be a lot of fun unless you're playing with a guy named 1 1 C milk 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 display monopoly [Music] sticks move invented pick up sticks dig them up could you imagine getting a child up an Xbox or Playstation in today's world to play pick-up sticks son come and play pick-up sticks it's a lot of fun you know we're gonna do some where take these sticks where I drop them then we're gonna pick them up there look at me dad you like stupid I had no friends growing up had no friends at all more one year my parents bought me just one walkie talkie can you hear me now I used to play the piano in the high school marching band my times up you guys have been wonderful thank you so much [Applause] [Applause] hey did you know that Drybar has their own app in fact you can download it right now as I speak so you can watch my whole special it's right here try bar app