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The Unspoken Rules Of The Bathroom. Comedian Shawn Reynolds
Added 7,844 Views / 0 LikesThe unspoken rules of the bathroom are simple, just listen to Shawn Reynolds and see if you can relate. Funny guy! Video Script:: I do travel a lot a lot of crazy things happen on the road this is the one story I tell everybody because I'm so mad abo
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Don Rickles gives Lou Brock baseball tips on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson - 09/01/1977
Added 2,241 Views / 0 LikesDon Rickles gives Lou Brock baseball tips on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson - 09/01/1977 Video Script:: my next guest and good friend mr. warmth Don Rickles is is finally very busy his television series CP Oh Sharky seen on NBC Wednesdays at
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Having Kids Makes You Older. Bill Boronkay
Added 1,027 Views / 0 LikesHaving kids makes you older, good thing Bill Boronkay doesn't have Video Script:: Do you work out yes you're 20 you don't need to well I don't we get older still try to work out but it's tougher because we got more responsibilities got to be smart a
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Groucho Marx: Best Jokes, Puns and Ad Libs #1
Added 1,448 Views / 0 LikesEnjoy this collection of witticisms and responses to guests from Groucho Marx on his game show "You Bet Your Life" from the 1950s. Video Script:: well now suppose you became a famous actress and then you met somebody you like and got married would yo
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Orson Welles and Robert Blake trade jabs with each other, on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson
Added 1,361 Views / 0 Likes#orsonwelles and #robertblake trade jabs with each other on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. #johnnycarson Video Script:: [Applause] have you met mr. wells before mr. wills you make wimpy look skimpy well you see I'm fat you're ugly but I ca
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Best Snow News Bloopers
Added 768 Views / 0 LikesBEST SNOW NEWS BLOOPERS! Funny news bloopers of winter that will make you laugh. Video Script:: I compare winner to be the Justin Bieber of seasons is kind of cute and exciting when it first started out and now it's a bit obnoxious and should probabl
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Online Dating Doesn't Work. Bill Boronkay
Added 699 Views / 0 LikesOnline dating doesn't work, especially if you ask Bill Boronkay. Video Script:: you guys are like a good-looking couple man you I can't tell what Tony who's prettier you're like really nauseating yeah every night they're like you're beautiful no you'
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Midwest Accents Are The Best. Rob Brackenridge
Added 924 Views / 0 LikesMidwest accents are the best, if you don't believe us, just listen to Rob Brackenridge. Video Script::I was trying to explain winter though the people that have never seen it like black ice do you guys know what black ice is okay that's like when you
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Jonathan Winters tells drinking stories of Johnny and him when they were younger
Added 912 Views / 0 LikesJonathan Winters appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson, 01/20/1976 - Part 1. Video Script:: Johnny wonders is a longtime friend of mine I think I've known John for twenty 20-some years and next to Broderick Crawford I think he's the
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The Sad Truth About Being Broke. John Deming
Added 748 Views / 0 LikesThe sad truth about being broke is something that only John Deming can explain. Video Script:: I'm a little nervous about being married because now if I'm broke it matters right like if you're broke as a single guy it's almost charming you know but n
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Candid Camera Classic: Too-Fast Service!
Added 499 Views / 0 LikesCandid Camera Classic: Too-Fast Service! Video Script: [Music] [Applause] we sent dick and the candid camera crew to this Jiffy Lube in Queens New York now they promised a lube job and an oil change in just ten minutes but here's a customer who dropp
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When You Like People More Than Animals. John Deming
Added 837 Views / 0 LikesWhen you like people more than animals, making decisions becomes pretty clear, just ask John Deming. Video Script: I also have strong opinions about animals like I do not feel guilty killing flies all right I don't all right they have a one week life
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The Secrets To Looking Skinny. Comedian Ken Rogerson
Added 7,274 Views / 0 LikesThe secrets to looking skinny aren't difficult to learn, just listen to Ken Rogerson! Video Script: it's hard to stay in shape man you remember you're a kid you'd spring out of bed the morning just ready to play I get up now man the first 10 or 15 mi
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The Real Reason Your Parents Are Cheap. Chris Young
Added 959 Views / 0 LikesThe real reason your parents are cheap isn't what you expect, just ask Chris Young. Video Script: my parents are getting older they're doing older crazy parent things my dad he was one of the cheapest guys I know anyone here have a cheap parrot all
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Best Impression of a Dubbed Kung Fu Movie. Arvin Mitchell - Full Special
Added 1,154 Views / 0 LikesThe best impression of a dubbed kung fu movie is done by Arvin Mitchell in his full special. Video Script: come here I'm trying to wear clothes that fit me now you know I'm tired of holding my stomach in I'm sorry lose a little weight you don't start
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Concerts Aren't For Old People. Dan St. Paul
Added 1,862 Views / 0 LikesConcerts aren't for old people and Dan St. Paul is here to tell you why! I watch what I eat now hey I hate one of the doctors what's the first thing you do when you go to the doctors they weigh you with your clothes on and that's not fair can I tell the