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Big muscles won't protect you in a fight, especial if you have designer muscles like K-von!

 

 

 

 

 

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comedy's under attack people get offended and there's a new culture out there who can get offended first and for other people and that's the weirdest thing in the world I had that at a show I did once there was a blind gentleman in the front row and I was teasing the blind guy and he was having a great time after the show he said most people ignore that I'm even there so thank you for making me feel like a part of it and that's where his head was at but during the show I'm teasing the blind guy and a woman in the backs like excuse me I'm offended I'm like what why are you because don't talk to him anymore I'm offended for the blind gentleman you fend for him he's laughing he's facing the wrong way but he's laughing into his credit this is the best part I go do you know her he goes I have never seen her a day [Applause] yes guy was a good dude I blame I blame the next generation because they're offended by everything now they've never been through a war a draft anything I'm part of that generation too but we got to knock off the sensitivity we have to because honestly they get offended now about cyber bullies that's the big thing talk to any student what's the worst problem you're facing cyber bullies it's horrible they can pick on you on the Internet oh really our generation had real bullies they pulled our real underwear up our real butt crack it really hurts you don't have to pull a Twitter out of your snapchat at the end of the school [Music] cyber bullies I got bullied a lot cuz I look like a guy who can fight but I can't so the bully would naturally pick on me ladies don't be confused these muscles will not defend you these are for looks these are designer muscles that's yeah these are for Starbucks they're not for Tai Chi they're for chai tea that's what you do it even the exercises I do cannot help me in a fight like I do the CrossFit stuff you get those those battle ropes have you seen those guys I'm one of the I'm good at that that's not gonna help me in a fight like with this dude the biggest dude in the room sat him in the front ruined the view for 14 rows oh sorry and just a mock you he put his hair bigger what are you gonna do and we're not gonna do anything like if he came to fight me what am I gonna do which lucky your shoelaces that even would work is he's wearing sandals give me this thing right give me the I am defenseless against this man [Applause] good sport you ha hey did you know a Drybar comedy has their own app you can download it right now to watch my whole special and there's a lot of other specials are too but mine first

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